There are up sides and down sides to your parents owning a small newspaper.
Pros: You could get your picture in the paper!
Cons: You could get your picture in the paper. Not from saving a senior citizen from drowning, but because you are a silly silly costume-loving city slicker playing with your daddy's guns.
Also, another pro would be making a love connection with a lonesome mountain lady who called up the paper wondering who that handsome young outlaw might be. Evan has a giiiirlfriend! la-di-da-di-aaaa.
